It was like reading middle school romance. Maybe even worse

Playing For Keeps - J.C. Grant

DNF before I break something

"-I glanced at the store entrance as a hulking man walked in.
Holy shit...
My brain-short circuited. My vagina was instantly awake and at full attention."

The heroine is too stupid for words.

She's so contradicting and vapid...I can't.

Not even wasting my words on this.

Just no.