A regular joe schmoe triceratops is not as interesting as a gay billionaire one. Duh.

My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass - Chuck Tingle

Nothing to see here. Nothing out of the ordinary about a twink and his ex-pet triceratops boning like dick and ass were extinct.


Chucky, Chuck Chuck.

This will be our last dance for now. I can't overload on the same author for too long or I'll recognize their tells.

And I've got yours, Chucky Chuck Chuck. :)

I think the Unicorn biker porn was the best out of the three but who the fuck gives a shit about an in-depth review on creature banging? They're probably more interested if they need to bring an extra hand to the party or not.

(show spoiler)

Thank goodness this is all you've written for now, huh? Dino Triceratops porn.

*nods* Not my first Dino porn. I did search for gay dino porn on the interwebz, holy shit...the results..I can see your inspiration. Those are some gargantuan cocks, I doubt any of them can fit into any human holes but that's the magic of fantasy PWP, huh, Chucky?

If you dream it, it will cum.

Let's talk about the thing that is probably on everyone's (my) mind.

You put a top hat AND a monocle to display how wealthy Oliver the gay billionaire triceratops is?

I'm still crying from laughter and it's been 4 days since I discovered this gem. You know what? Let's repeat once more.

Because the first paragraph, truly set the tone.

I hadn’t seen Oliver, my pet triceratops , in years, but what I remember about him wasn’t great. While my other pets were easy going and free spirited, he was the voice of discipline and reason. A large creature with broad shoulders and a deep, bellowing voice, I eventually become more than a little scared of him, and eventually thankful when he finally moved to the deep south to become a dancer at an all male cabaret. I couldn’t discipline him either, as he had become a billion due to string of impeccably well-placed Super Bowl bets.

Because a gay billionaire dinosaur who made his money on the stock markets is so 1998.

Jeremy, Oliver's ex-owner, is a twink out of the closet, living in NYC, pining for his ex-pet. Wanting to get a ride on his "triceracock" is what. Man and dinosaur have been apart for four years, Oliver making it big as a dancer, his rock hard abs making the dino-lovers aquiver. There was a light, drop or two of feelz. Jeremy and Oliver reunite. And I laughed.

“Everything okay?” Oliver’s voice asks from the other end of the line, knocking me back into reality. “Sorry, it’s kinda hard to hold the phone up with my claws.”

^^^*gut laughs*

"He was always a good-looking dinosaur, but the specks of grey that now dot his scales have added an air of self-assured beastliness. Oliver’s also dressed way been then he ever did when he was my pet, the cutthroat world of male burlesque doing a complete one-eighty on his previously tired fashion sense."
I think I'm going to read this the next time I have some wine to see if it's even funnier. Because WTF, Chucky Chuck Chuck. LMAO.

The two had simmering prehistoric beast passion in their veins and they followed Chicky's tells aka script of gay PWP...change it up, son. It can only last so long, m'kay? I love dirty talk like the next gal but you gotta spice it up, change it around. ;D

This did make me tingle...with laughter mostly.

“Tell me I’m a nasty human manslut.” I beg.

Oliver shakes his head in mock disappointment. “What are we going to do with you? Such a nasty little human twink, you need a real dinosaur to show you how to fuck.”

“I’m sorry.” I say, biting my lip coyly.

“Sorry isn’t good enough this time you fucking human slutboy.” My triceratops roars. “You’re going to take this dick until you can’t even walk straight.”

Overall, enjoyable just not as much as your other reads, Chucky. I hope you don't mind being called Chucky, after reading your entire library of work, I feel like we're beyond formalities.

Oral, Anal, sex toy, DP...dinosaur fucking, baby!

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