Don't Worry Baby

Don't Worry Baby - kalpurna

Pardon me as I fangirl the FUCK OUT!

I LOVE YOU "DON'T WORRY BABY"!! I WILL LOVE YOU EVEN IF THE REST OF THE WORLD HATED YOU!

This was all of MY FAVORITE THINGS! ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*mimpers (a cross between moan + whimper full of feels)*

EMOTIONALLY STUNTED DEREK?!

RENT BOY, SNARKY STILES?!

HOT FUCKING?!

A MODERN DAY PRETTY WOMAN-ESQUE THEME?!!




THIS IS MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!




It's not realistic? Fuck realistic! I'll eat this shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner and TWICE ON MOTHERFUCKING SUNDAYS!!!!!!!!!



A theme that I will ignore any quibbles for is a PRETTY WOMAN THEME!! Nothing makes me happier than a happy hooker!!!



OMG this version of Stiles is joining the ranks as my favoritest happy hooker, Jem from [b:The Gentleman and the Rogue|7871930|The Gentleman and the Rogue|Bonnie Dee|https://d.gr-assets.com/books/1268740279s/7871930.jpg|11050306]. Haven't read it yet? I think you should!



Derek is all growly and doesn't know how to be human. He's in a shell okay? And Stiles is the Ice Whisperer that defrosts Derek. It's great. Derek has stalking issues which is not cool in RL but this is FICTION BABY, SO THAT SHIT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

I'm trying not to yell the rest of my review but FUCK THAT!

THE WRITING WAS TOPS! AND STILES WAS SO--*mimpers* AND DEREK--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S PLOT AND SEX AND FEELZ AND--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I COULD HAVE READ THIS FOREVER AND NOT COMPLAINED!!! I WISH IT NEVER ENDED!!!! THIS IS MY 3RD OR 4TH STEREK FOR TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN ON A ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM NOT RATING THIS FIVE STARS. *smh*

OH NO NO NO!!

THIS BABY IS GETTING RATED:

A ZILLION BALLOONS:



AND

GLITTER:



AND

RAINBOWS:



AND

ALL THE STARS:



P.S. Did I mention emotionally stunted Derek is secretly a white knight yet both he and Stiles better and save themselves?!!!!!