Bareback Blackfish (M/M Orca Shifter Erotica)

Bareback Blackfish (M/M Orca Shifter Erotica) - Lydia Sebastian
"Enough"..."or I'm going to blow."
"Oh my god, is that a whale pun?"




If you've come across this review, you're probably curious about this book, right? (Let's not pretend you accidentally clicked this...you wanted to know what's going on with orca porn...it's all good. I'm not judging.)

So come test the waters with me.



First thing that comes to mind when reading the title and tags (M/M Orca Shifter Erotica) is:



...IN YOUR PANTS! Ami'right? ;D

Don't act like it's only me.

This book is about Dom, a karate class taking, shadow puppet making, night shift security guard of Sealandia. Yes. It's a Sea World kinda deal. And one night by his lonesome, since Sealandia on has one buff security guard employed, Dom encounters:



Well sorta.

It's a seven foot tall naked guy that looks like an orca in the flesh...down to the white patches. See the first pic above for a further description.

BOO! Scared ya, didn't I? Pretend this pic is a were-orca because...there's a were-orca in this book named Til!!!!

So like anyone else in this case when encountering a seven foot, naked guy hell bent on stealing a can of soda from a vending machine, Dom tells him to freeze. And naked guy aka the were-orca aka Til does not. Obviously.

Instead they have sex after a funny lil' convo.



(Don't fear...I won't post whale/man sex. Enjoy that orca tonguing!)



DON'T CLICK IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT A CERTAIN GUARD RODE DURING SEXYTIMES! Why did you click.? Perv!



Forget the hokey topic...the writing is good! There's snark, no glaring typos that I caught (I'm not a stickler however) and a cute little story. And an interesting choice of lube. Heh. Still giggling.

My favorite quote: "Is using marine euphemisms racist towards werewhales or something? It feels like it kind of might be."

I was pleasantly surprised. Good writing, some fun times and sex? What more can a girl ask for. Plus it's FREE (6/18/14):

http://www.amazon.com/Bareback-Blackfish-Shifter-Erotica-Shifters-ebook/dp/B00KXE6S72/

3.5 STARS! *pumps fist*