Knot the Average Alpha

Knot the Average Alpha - blacktofade ALERTS: KNOTTING, CUMEATING and a lil' FELCHING!!



SOME FAN-TAB QUOTES:

"Apparently, I can't hold my alcohol. Literally. I know you like taking it on the face, but beer is completely different from - wow, I'm going to shut up now. Holy shit."


Best quote ever! Wait there's more goodness!

"Do you seriously think I'd carry around a gallon of milk just to stalk you? There are subtler ways to do it, I assure you."

or

"It's the first time that he's ever been thankful that he won't last long because the quicker he comes, the sooner he can escape and maybe invite Derek back for coffee or a nightcap or maybe just a blowjob. He's not fussy."

or

"Finger yourself.
If Derek was after his attention, he certainly has it now. He sits up straighter and stares at his phone, wondering if it's some sort of attempt at sexting.
Now?
Derek's reply shows up immediately.
Before I come.
Stiles' mouth drops open in surprise, picturing Derek jerking off and wanting Stiles to join in. However, clarification pops up in his inbox after a second.
Before I come over tonight. Make sure you're ready."


or

"-I'd be more than happy to lie back and let you fuck me with your fingers.
It's Derek's fault for starting it. He's just ending it.
Good, because that was my plan. You should be well stretched before I knot you."


Now if those quotes don't entice you into reading this, I guess maybe I should piece together a review.

Firstly, this author...the writing, it's like mind meld central. OMG I laughed until I teared up at bits. IT was so fucking funny. They might not work for you but listen, their sense of humor fucking works for me!

You have foot-in-mouth-syndrome, college student Stiles and knotting porn star Derek! And they go ass backwards into a relationship. But it works for them.

Here's a possible deal breaker for the romantics...Derek is a porn star and does not give up his job for Stiles!

I dunno about you but that screams to the closer side of real to me. Plus get this, Derek shows the awkward parts of being a porn star. It's not a glamorous job, but he likes it. And I had no problem with this because we all gotta make money to the best of our abilities, some people have to use skills they're good at, know what I'm saying?

THE SMUT IS OFF THE WALLS! IT GOES IN HAND WITH THE LAUGHS! DELIGHTFUL! I WAS THIS CLOSE TO HUGGING MY FUCKING LAPTOP IN JOY! THIS IS AUTOMATICALLY ONE OF MY FAVE STEREKS EVER!!!

I'M ALL SHOUTY CAPITAL LETTERS EXCITED!!!!!